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The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!
Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.
Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.
Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 05, 2009
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007