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These definitions are terrible. You are stereotyping a group of people that you know nothing about. How dare you say that a soccer mom has nothing better to do with her life? Today's children will be paying for your social security someday, at least we are contributing to the pot by raising educated, well-adjusted, productive members of society! And FYI, in today's world, most soccer moms actually work full-time in addition to raising our children. We just have to work a little harder than you folks who believe that sleeping in is the ultimate goal in life. It's sad that when I search the internet for "soccer mom" to find gifts to say thanks to the ladies that are helping me with my league, that I have to run across crap like this, better yet, let's call it what it is...shit...So there, soccer moms also cuss when the situation calls for it. We just have created happy lives for ourselves where we don't have to cuss very often. After all, shouldn't happiness be the ultimate goal in life. Keep trying to justify your sad existance. Most soccer moms won't take time to contradict you. We are to busy contributing to society.
I am a controller for a publicly traded corporation. I have 3 children, 2 of which are old enough for competitive soccer. My husband works full-time in the computerized manufacturing industry, as well as owning his own drafting company on the side. He coaches 3 soccer teams each season; one for each of our daughters. I am the president of the league and manage 750 kids per year. All this, in addition to our jobs and raising 3 kids. Yet my children are at the top of their classes at school, they are happy and well-adjusted, they have friends and a social network to help them survive their upcoming teen-age years. All this takes an EXTREME amount of sacrifice from everyone involved in our lives, but the children of America are worth it. And I have issues with anyone who says otherwise. Perhaps I am what a "real" soccer mom is.
by LoriAnn September 04, 2005
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totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.
He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.
by soccer mom August 21, 2005
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A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.

She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.

Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.

She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
The soccer mom took her kids to Karate and cheered as they passed their black belt test.
by Jeanneenp February 03, 2010
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A super woman mom. Stereotyped as a stay-at-home mom who is overprotective of her children. In reality works a difficult job that doesn't pay enough. Then after working all day to pay her kids' phone bills, switches from her work car to her sky blue minivan to run her nightly bus route. She takes her kids and everyone else's to a ton of activities. She volunteers to chaperone and helps in any way possible. Finally she picks everyone up from their activities and takes 30-60 min to drop all of the other kids off. Then she finally gets to take her own kids home. Instead of going to bed or relaxing, she cleans and cooks before finally collapsing on the couch in exhaustion. A few hours later, she gets up and does it all over again. Her weekends are spent in other cities and states sitting through soccer games and tournaments. Hates to ask for help from others, but always ask if others need help.
Soccer moms are amazing!
by MysteriousFlower July 01, 2017
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Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.
High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
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a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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