Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy December 26, 2015
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sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 07, 2017
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Weed that smells like soap or any cleaning products
Jim-“Man that weed smells like soap that’s why it’s so cheap” Jack- “Yeah bro it’s some Soap Dope”
by Karol Johnson March 21, 2018
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Person who intestinally bends over in front of you
Requesh: *bends over* Garnom: wtf bro stop being a soap dropper
by Mike Hamol September 06, 2021
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Being soaked but with soap
Oh no you spilled lots of soap on me im soaped now
by Drbootyblaster3000 June 30, 2021
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When something is fresh, such as an article of clothing, or shoes
That Supreme hoodie you copped is soaped
by afrodolphin May 12, 2016
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Informing your Onii Chan, watermelon Dod or LGBTQ, before picking up your soap for ..............(IT IS FUN)
Oh no, Onii Chan the soap fell down in the washer. Ahhs! Onii Chan!
by O_PHOENIX_X9X March 07, 2021
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