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When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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