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Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.
Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.
by Jackie O face July 14, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The art of having sex, without thrusting. When a couple "sticks it in" and then leaves it there to "soak." This has become a common phenomenon with certain groups of Christians(predominately Mormons) who try to circumvent the law of chastity, which in fact does not work.
boy: hey you wanna go soak in my parents hot tub tonight, they're out of town?

girl: let's just soak on their California King instead.

boy: oh i didn't know you were into the real soaking, deal.
by Jerr Bear March 22, 2010
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to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out.
The girl was not to have sex, but was alowed to do SOAKING, because it was not the same as sex.
by ...a...s March 19, 2006
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The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.
A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!
by anthonylebrun January 24, 2009
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A stupid thing Mormons do witch is where you stick your penis in a vagina but you don’t thrust because it’s not pre marital sex you do it until the vagina is no longer wet but just dry and crusty
Hey buddy wanna go soaking with some girls it’s not pre marital sex so we’re ok
by Bigboii 69420 November 24, 2020
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When someone is so sexually aroused ( or horny) that their panties are soaking wet.
I watched porn for so long I became soaking
by SweetHotSEX January 17, 2012
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