A sad freak (Often Ginger and often called Rob) who is so out of touch with reality that they call themselves "So popular" when in fact the only reason people talk to them is because they have the same allure to normal folk as those fascinated with rubbernecking over the gore to be seen at a fatal car accident on the opposite carriageway.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.