The combination of the word Snail and the word Church. A Snurch contains 6 guardians also known as the rainbow six guardians containing; pink, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. There is only one Snurch and there will always be one Snurch. It is ran by instagrammer @snailpuppet it is rare to be accepted into the Snurch.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.

snake church

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.