When a man takes a shit on a womans chest and cums on top of it.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

When a guy cums on a girls nipple while she is lying down and the jizz runs down the side of her boobs.