The alter ego of a tired and goofy Lindsey. Commonly can be found with Kibby doing hood rat shit and almost getting arrested. Snorty is most happy with a double double and surprise rebel. Occasionally, she loves to axe people on Call of Duty.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A tube that you put to your nostril to aid snorting a powder drug such as K or Chang. could be a note or a roll of paper. Also known as snortytube

(British informal) ill-tempered or annoyed; shirty

To be a dumb ket gremlin

An insuffulated combination of snuff (snortable smokeless tobacco) and Oxycontin. Derived from SN (snuff) + OC (oxycontin) + snort = snorties. Associated with the same pleasurable feeling of smoking a cigarette while using Opioids. Originally popularized in the Philadelphia medical college underground scene.

When you snort smarties