the act of lying down in random, crowded places, and pretending to fall asleep. Similar to "planking" but is used primarily for the awkward factor.
by thatreallytallguy July 30, 2011
A nickname that the German Nazi's gave to the first homosexual, originally named Hunter of Spartan, now used to make fun of over weight pussys.
by pfd 6th period March 26, 2010
The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd January 31, 2010
When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her
by Peterson's Black Ass December 10, 2007
The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"
Terry - "Swag"
Terry - "Swag"
by twizzlaaaaaaa December 31, 2011
When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
by vine-whip November 11, 2011
A fat woman or ugly girl who should just give up, or (if you are gay enough to know)a pokemon. If u see any of the above a wild snorlax is the correct way to reference them.
Guy "wow look, that wild snorlax just fell over in a game of womans football"
John "thats pretty god damm ugly, fucking snorlax's"
John "thats pretty god damm ugly, fucking snorlax's"
by Captain Meander August 15, 2008