A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

To snorf is to have gay sex.

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

1.(Verb) To speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips

2.(Noun) One who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.