A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

To snorf is to have gay sex.

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

1.(Verb) To speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips

2.(Noun) One who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.