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snorf

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

by snorfie July 24, 2006

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A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

by Squirrel Rubber September 08, 2014

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oposite of safe, can asign it to a person meaning he is a loser, or if something goes wrong, or a dislike to something. can be asigned to a group of benders by adding unit.

"this cheese is snorf"
"grr, snorf"
"you are snorf"
"here comes snorf crew"
"snoooooorf"

by T man June 06, 2005

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Snorf

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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when giant squids take in prey.

Also appliquable to jellyfish.

Steve was snorfed by the giant squid.

by jawsvsclaws May 03, 2011

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Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

by Sean the Snorf Dude August 19, 2006

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Verb. To snore.

My mom's snorfing has really been keeping me up lately

Yeah, my parents' room is right above me and I can hear them snorf through the floor.

by Mozes293 March 05, 2011

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