1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.
2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.
2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.
by TYg3r28 December 15, 2009
A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.
by Racecarisracecarinreverse. October 28, 2010
1. Descendant of the fabled big-foot family, usually wears slutty clothes exposing most of its body, has a very loose vagina; however it is not apparent if it is male or female.
2. The reason why there's world hunger.
2. The reason why there's world hunger.
Guy 1: ''Dude, did you see that Snooki on Jersey Shore last night?''
Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks!''
Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks!''
by Unanymouswat July 30, 2010
Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.
by Chant 16 January 19, 2010
a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.
by kookookrazy January 8, 2010
Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."
by Justa guy March 17, 2013
The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.
by TEuIN!CBSABCBS!TuCTuC October 31, 2010