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A large, steaming, wet pile of orange dog shit.
Oh my god whats that smell? Did you step a Snooki?!

Hey! Don't track that Snooki all through the house!

Looks like the dog just took a nice Snooki.
by MHhockey12345 January 10, 2012
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1. A Grenade.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki!"
-"yeah I heard"

"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"

"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
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A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
Joe saw a Snooki, i haven't heard from him since.
by Raw Entice February 29, 2012
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a slut with the biggest boobs you've ever seen. She loves to fight, party and have sex of course, they commonly live in Florida on a show called Jersey Shore
by Marie Dennan November 27, 2010
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shes the leader of the jersey shore pack, with out her, jersey shore would be nothing. shes small and cute, not white or black, but tan, knows everything about pickles and shes the master of 'getting it in'. Shes always DTS (down to snuggle), and LOVES to smush. A true guidette.
Jenn- All you assholes that don't like Snooki or have something RUDE to say, can go fuck them selves and make everyone who does a sandwich, even is your not a broad. They can also apologize before Snooks gets The Situation, Vinny, Pauly D and Ron to gang beat they're sorry ass.
by Jenn Watson October 17, 2010
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