The painful aftermath of consistent beach walking in search of snook while fly fishing in bare feet.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

1. The aftermath of spray tanning the feet. If the foot comes out the color orange, then you've got Snook-Foot. Major example: Snooki, everyone's beloved midget.

2. Possible name for upcoming Snooki footwear line.