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A loose smelly vagina that has more hair on it than bigfoot. It usually looks like it has been ripped inside out and would make u puke when you look at it.
Dude last night I brought this really hot hooker to my house, but when she pulled her thong down she had the most disgusting snoochpuss i have ever seen! Dude i puked for 10 minutes and it made me almost shit my pants at the sight of it.
by $HEENSTER December 05, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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a vagina that has been fucked countless times and hasn't been washed in ages and has enough hair to make a coat,boots and probably a hat.
by $heenster November 27, 2008