The mascot for the social news website Reddit, mainly depicted as a short white alien with orange eyes and an antenna.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A snoo is a long-nosed mythical creature, rather like a cross between a shrew and a nose and a poo. Shy and quiet, they like to stick their snouty noses in the grass to snuffle for truffles.

Kinda like a shart. But in this instance the motion emerges as a result of the muscle change caused by a sneeze, hence the name: sneeze + poo = snoo.

Hard to believe possible I know, but I've seen it happen. It was awful.

Part of an idiotic, corny, and wonderful joke.

"Man, it feels good to get out of the snoo."

"What's snoo?"

"Oh, not much...what's snoo with YOU?"

To rub noses with either a partner or lover, or a much loved pet animal, in an affectionate way, like the Eskimo kiss but with more gentitlity- unless it's a 'woodpecker snoo', which is a much faster, slightly more aggressive (but still pleasurable) action. Can also be the pet name of the person you regularly do it with.

The unfortunate play dough looking, gorgonzola smelling substance that attaches to the end of your fingertip at the completion of a foray into the

overweight, sweaty and slightly rashy belly button of a middle aged man