A Snoezles is a hot blonde girl who loves to talk about sex or anything that has something to do with sex (penises, thongs, etc). When you ask her why she talks about it, she'll say that she doesn't know anything about it and that she has some questions. Of course this is bullshit, she just wants to get horny. Pleas note that a Snoezles only TALKS, she does not touch herself.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.