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1.) A combination snake, rat, roach; a person you don't want around because of a bad attitude, talking behind your back, etc.
That snoach really doesn't know when to shut up.
The grinch is such a snoach!
by Little old me December 14, 2016
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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also known as a "snow roach", this term was developed and pocketed by various students at the Monarch School in Heron, Mt.
"Oh my sweet lord, there is a snoach on my pant leg! figures, we're in the Octagonal Room."
by Observer in Montana June 16, 2008
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(a variant of snatch)
n: silly drunk bitch
v: to steal something random that belongs to someone else
Ang is such a snoach; she's always snoaching my weed.
by jaypooh June 29, 2004
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