(snd., excl.) A term that has no meaning or definition, usually spoken, though it may be written, to make an acqaintance laugh in an inappropriate situation; the term is often spoken as the speaker looks slightly downward and generally to the left or right, sometimes with his open hand extended outward from his nose

A word that is graffitied all over Maple Ridge

Verb
The action of expelling orally ingested substances out of the nasal passages.

Snert is a soup brought to the Americas by Dutch pioneers in the late 1600's. It is made of split green peas and (originally) sow belly, celeriac, celery, leek, union and carrot were added. At the end of the cooking process (approx. 2 hours) a sliced smoked pork sausage is added.
Snert is a heavy winter dish that grew popular over time in the USA under the name: "Split Pea Soup". There are many variations but the link below (Dutchpeasoup) refers to the original Dutch recipe.

The sound your girlfriend makes when she laughs.

A perverted man with pointed black shoes who makes it his duty to sniff bicycle seats recently used by women.

SNERT is an acronym for Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Twit. It was created in 1994 in the Guide Lounge on America Online, as we were not allowed to refer to members as twits, twerps, or the like. A pact was loosely made between those present that we wouldn't tell members what it meant other than "a troublesome member". The word went on to be defined in at least twenty different ways by members and eventually moved out into the online gaming world.