May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Gate or door latch, consisting of a swiveling bar on the door/gate and a channeled bracket on the frame for it to seat into when lowered. (ENGLISH)
by mikelangelno September 29, 2017
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A Geordie or North Eastern word for the latch or lock usually found on the front door to a house or a bedroom door in university digs.
'Don't forget to flick the sneck down'. Which indicates to lock the door.
'Don't forget to check the sneck before you go to bed'. To check the door is locked.
'Don't forget to check the sneck before you go to bed'. To check the door is locked.
by Natalie Soleiman April 24, 2007
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Nosey parker and snecker are synomous in Yorkshire dialect where sneck means nose, lugs mean ears and so on from persisting Viking vocabulary
by kerouac_eh July 21, 2015
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omg she "snecked" you
(something priyanka would do)
for exampleeeeee: if ur teacher gives you a bad mark on the math test you would say "omg she sneckedddd me"
(something priyanka would do)
for exampleeeeee: if ur teacher gives you a bad mark on the math test you would say "omg she sneckedddd me"
by tomAtoessssss November 05, 2019
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The neck of a dirty seagull, often prepared in the Pacific Northwest with a twist of lime in a brackish broth.
The smell emitted by a hobos beard, usually the beard of a beach fairing hobo.
The beard of a beach bum.
The unkept beard of a fisherman.
A beard that smells of fish and or has pieces of fish stuck in it.
The pieces of fish stuck in facial hair.
The smell emitted by a hobos beard, usually the beard of a beach fairing hobo.
The beard of a beach bum.
The unkept beard of a fisherman.
A beard that smells of fish and or has pieces of fish stuck in it.
The pieces of fish stuck in facial hair.
"Last night at the restaurant I order a bowl of sneck and it didn't come with any beak so i got all aggro and choked the chrimpy waiter!"
"I don't like going to Kayak Point because theirs always hobos down there and it wreaks of sneck."
The beach hobo had a dirty, greasy beard and when I would drive by I would yell "Hey you Godamn hobo! Wash your filthy sneck you piece of homeless shit!".
The sneck of the fisherman had collected so many scales the seagulls would follow him wherever he would go.
The greasy hobo would lie on his back and allow the seagulls to carefully clean it.
When traveling in Italy, be sure to indulge in a local delicacy, flat bread baked with fresh bits of sneck picked from the beards of the towns most beautiful women.
"I don't like going to Kayak Point because theirs always hobos down there and it wreaks of sneck."
The beach hobo had a dirty, greasy beard and when I would drive by I would yell "Hey you Godamn hobo! Wash your filthy sneck you piece of homeless shit!".
The sneck of the fisherman had collected so many scales the seagulls would follow him wherever he would go.
The greasy hobo would lie on his back and allow the seagulls to carefully clean it.
When traveling in Italy, be sure to indulge in a local delicacy, flat bread baked with fresh bits of sneck picked from the beards of the towns most beautiful women.
by Octagonatron July 14, 2009