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Noun: Slow, dull witted creature, known for its distinctive call. "SNEATH".The Sneath contains no bones in it's arms. It stalks it's prey, and strikes by throwing it's boneless limbs onto its targets shoulder. When in danger, the Sneath will call upon the rest of his tribe, by flailing his arms over the targets head, while whooping "SNEATH!".

Verb: To surprise an innocent victim, by retracting your arms into their sleeves, and throwing your sleeves onto the victims shoulders, while yelling "SNEATH!"

Adjective: A way to describe a sneaky, wide eyed phony. Who keeps to him/herself, and scares off unwanted visitors.
Person 1: So nice day today?
Person 2: O yes its gorgeous.
Sneath: Sneath!!
Person 1: OMG!! It's a Sneath! Run!!
Sneath: Sneath. Sneath. Sneath.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a Sneath.

Person 1: I'm so going to sneath you tonight!

by Josh Saleh, Josh Carrenca January 13, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Noun - The mix of vomit and sperm that results when one gags on a deep-throated wang at the exact moment it shoots its load, causing you throw up all over the offending cock and balls.
Ex. 1 - Ben was trying to reenact a scene from "Throat Chokers 4" with his girlfriend and she ended up spewing sneath all over him.

Ex. 2 - Maybe there's something wrong with me, but nothing beats warm sneath in the morning.
by Rawlz May 02, 2005
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A small gonk like creature, below average height with greasy hair, who attempts to seduce young maidens and somehow succeeds. sometimes wears a cape to conceal his identy, whilst running at high speed shouting 'SNEATH!' in a nasal pitch. Has an unusally long penis and nose, yet is strangely attractive with his enigmatic charm.
Girl: OMG whats that?
Boy: Where?
Girl: there! *points at sneath*
Sneath: *smiles seductively at girl* SNEATH!
Boy: Holy shit!
Girl: AAH!
Sneath: *runs off growling*
Crowd of young girls: THERE GOES THE SNEATH!
by The Sneath got me December 17, 2009
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