Notorious figure who steals dildos from prostitutes and the rich and sells them on E-bay and back to renegade hookers for double the price."The Snatch" can travel at super-sonic speeds and has been recorded at a top speed of 200/dph (dildos per hour)

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed