a person who gets off smelling bicycle seats
"hey joe...look at that snarf sniffing my bicycle seat. haha...i fatred a nasty wet one before i got off my bike."
by super man's sister October 06, 2009
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the ORIGINAL definition of snarfing was: The act of snorting liquid or food out of one's nose due to unexpected laughter.
A friend's joke that reaches an unexpected punchline often makes you snarf your soda.
OMG! You tickled me and made me snarf my milk!!!
by zaxy June 05, 2013
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Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.
"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."
by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014
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When a person farts underwater in the bathtub or pool and then bites at the incoming bubbles as they float to the surface.
If you're going to be snarfing in the pool then at least share!
by Sean Cayo February 02, 2008
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a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.
"...you are a snarf."
by j.a.r July 12, 2006
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the noise produced when you are holding in a laugh because your parents are asleep.
i tried to hold in my laughter so my mom wouldn’t beat my ass but then i started snarfing.
by summer.rae August 06, 2020
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