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To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)
"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."
by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A person who goes around sniffing women’s bicycle seats.
by November 10, 2020
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