Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

-Wow! smoke out of that snarfblat.

"When I was making love with Big Bertha, as I was Ejaculating, I was thinking of my Snarfblat problems, and was hoping for a worthy orgasm."

"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."

"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.

"I do not like the word "gay", or "Queer", to describe myself. I perfer the word "SNARFBLAT". It tis, more appropriate.