An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack November 24, 2008
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When you are having anal sex with a prostitute and you take your member out and immediately stick in a half-drank snapple, then you kill the prostitute and all of her muscles contract, forcing her excriment into the snapple.
by FredGrabauskas October 13, 2007
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A word used for a fact, often random or uncalled for, you don't really give a damn about. Much like the ones found under snapple caps.

Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..

Abrreviation:

Snap Fact
"Did you know Jamie broke up with Kyle? She said it was because he had the herps."

"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"
by Myrealnameisnotmypseudonym October 21, 2011
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The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.
"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"
by J34sus April 26, 2007
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Someone who is always making tea and drama and has a lot of tea about them
Omg the Kardashians are a whole Snapple Factory they’re always involved in some scandal and drama!

Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...
by LitBitch297 March 11, 2019
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a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..
hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..
by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011
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