when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

Blowing your nose into your palms and using the mucus as lube to masturbate