any time a gay man rapes and molestes a straight man
my poor friend Dave got drunk and was Smyth'd by Marc when he passed out
by Marclovescock May 10, 2019
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A unit of linear measure equal to one metre
Hopefully the snow coverage stays less than half a smythe's length (0.5m)
by Pseudonymisadumbword September 08, 2016
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One who commits nasty acts in favour of himself.
'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'
by The Infamous Smythe May 27, 2013
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To sell someone into sexual slavery; To pimp someone out for profit; To exploit innocent women; To engage in international sex trafficking.
"Man, if that bitch doesn't straighten up, I'm gonna Smythe her!"
by Zeek McCalister May 12, 2010
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When "that guy" comes over a few times a week, surreptitiously drinks all of your beer, then just as quietly as he came--he leaves. He/she also never actually buys or brings any beer of their own.
"Hey tito, where did all of the coronas go??--I just bought a whole case." "I don't know, I think I saw ronathon drinking some earlier but now he's gone!?" "Dammit, that asshole just smythed me again!!"
by Sarcophilus Satanicus December 14, 2007
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To make big plans but not follow through with them
Kieran was going to go to stay in Australia for a year but he smythed out after 2 weeks
by GildoBaggins October 17, 2008
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