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People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.
A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters
by ConnO’ July 06, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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A person who smells after eating curry
'Oh I had to sit next to the worst Smurry on the train today'
by yame1986 March 09, 2010
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