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by October 19, 2020
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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To display superior knowledge through facial expression. Like a smirk but by someone who is five steps ahead of the game. Usually a permanent fixture on the face of the smurker.
JB smurked so hard at me I knew in that moment that I was a total dangleberry and was being undermined in ways I didn't even understand.

I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.
by smurkmyfaceoff July 26, 2017
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Telling some one to leave or bye.
"Smurk jhit for I beat your ass"
"Smurk off my post"
"Smurk Lil sweetie my lady otw back home"
by Tsavageee January 30, 2017
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To backhand someone so hard, it injuries the person. Examples would be a busted lip, black eye, nosebleed, or large (bruised) hand print.
That hoe must not know who I am..I bet she'll recognize once I smurk her one good time.
by x lnh x3 January 08, 2008
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smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.
He smurked annoyingly.
by Google Words July 29, 2018
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Generally happens at night. A mixture of smoke, smog and murk.
I was driving along the road when I hit a tractor due to the smurk.
by Steve November 19, 2003
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