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When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.
John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed
by dangerous catch w/o the crabs November 03, 2008
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To loot a body before it even hits the ground.
"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."
by GsoRob August 01, 2009
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when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you
that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!
by frankie smokes weed March 10, 2010
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(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue
Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster
by Jake_ass June 20, 2005
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The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019
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Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
by Cazz February 10, 2021
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