A cumshot onto a person followed a liberal dousing of blue powered Kool-aid.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis

Partying so hard you turn blue and pass the fuq out