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When someone takes a vicious dump on some ones genitals and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse, smudging it in.
"Last night, Tom and I had smudge sex. It was awesome!"

"I smudged the shit out of that bitch!"

"Do you wan't to smudge?"
by Smudge Master B February 27, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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