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When you are smart and stupid at the same time.
That girl is so smort! She gets good grades but acts like an idiot.
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by Klutzykidd March 31, 2018
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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(adj) showing intelligence in fields which normally require or presuppose a lack intelligence.
The method in which Hugh lit one hundred bottle rockets at once was smort.
by *~Richard Locke~* July 08, 2014
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Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself
Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door
by melmo March 13, 2005
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to be small and short, sm-ort
that lad is to smort to go on that ride
by emlou September 02, 2013
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