Urban Dictionary: Smort

When you are smart and stupid at the same time.

That girl is so smort! She gets good grades but acts like an idiot.

by Klutzykidd March 31, 2018

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A phrase used by detective Jake Peralta.

Smort!

by Captain Raymond Holt June 12, 2020

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A judged competition that involves athletic ability that is not a sport.

Figure Skating = Smort

by etbitmydog February 24, 2010

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(adj) showing intelligence in fields which normally require or presuppose a lack intelligence.

The method in which Hugh lit one hundred bottle rockets at once was smort.

by *~Richard Locke~* July 08, 2014

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Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself

Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door

by melmo March 13, 2005

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a dumber way to say smart

1fy0uc4nre@dth1sy0u@re smort

by tinycreaturemimi April 22, 2020

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Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

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