A type of common, low quality grazing animal. Found mainly around the South of England, particularly Brighton. A smorg can be found migrating to a PC or such browser technology.
by Sameshoz August 25, 2007
Mordy: yo those chicks were totally checking me out
Meir: na dude were at the dmv chill
Mordy: *stares till they look back*
Meir: stop being such a smorg
Meir: na dude were at the dmv chill
Mordy: *stares till they look back*
Meir: stop being such a smorg
by Meir113 September 13, 2016
noun or verb - a feeling of intense and unprecedented passion which is beyond the classifications or descriptions of the word "love."
"Charles and I have gotten to a point in our relationship, where we use ridiculous terms for out feelings...like smorg."
"I want you to take your smorg and shove it in my smorg and smorg inside of me."
"I want you to take your smorg and shove it in my smorg and smorg inside of me."
by mcparvey December 09, 2009
(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)
1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge
by Pete Barra February 17, 2009
by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010