The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

have a friendy conversation