An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.
Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!
by meinspitzname December 04, 2015
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Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.
Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(
by noticeboard May 16, 2018
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An extraordinary serene and flat wall. Much like a protracted embankment of the tremendous facade.
Person 1: "Hey man, you look kinda grumpy.."

Person 2: "Yeah well, someone excised my mischief art from the Smoothwall."

Person 1: "Aw shucks".
by vuldom May 28, 2018
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The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.
Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 05, 2021
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