A title bestowed to the best smoothie makers in the world; true masters of their art.

This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.

A combination of smoother and smoothly. When things go smoother than expected and can only be described as having gone smoothier.

Smoothier means it's somoothier ... says Sky