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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.
Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*
by Glitchgoat September 05, 2019
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Opposite of big brain. Smooth brain refers to an idiot or someone dumb. Neuroscientists believe the more folds you have in your brain means the smarter you are. Therefore if you are called smooth brain, you have less folds and therefore dumb.
How did you forget to lock the door? Good move, smooth brain.

You don’t know basic math? Smooth brain πŸ™„
by TheoPham September 13, 2019
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A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.
by Mike N. Ike April 03, 2019
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smooth brain- it is someone that is an idiot. this means that the more ripples you have on your brain, the smarter you are. So in conclusion, if you got a smooth brain then you are a dumb ass.
1.Jim sucks at chess he is such a smooth brain
2. Jim: HOWDY Y'ALL! Darry: pfft smooth brain Bryson: what a dumbass
by yomama.coma December 04, 2020
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