Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.

A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.

The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.

Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.

a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Smoking and pooping at the same time.