Urban Dictionary: Smollet

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Did you hear what JS said? He said he was attacked by 2 dudes last night, but I know it was just some rough foreplay on the down low...what a load of smollet!

by GreekFire February 16, 2019

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Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

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Smollet

Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.

“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”

by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019

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Smollet

The action or crime of making a false spoken statement or report

Jussie was convicted of reporting a smollet

by Fred Derf February 21, 2019

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Smollet

To manufacture a false reality for the purpose of personal gain

The man is is content to smollet his way through life

by mobo4hoops February 19, 2019

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Smollet

(noun) Smol - Let

A person who plans a hoax attack on themself for a political agenda, career desperation, relationship troubles and/or fame to gain support towards your victimhood but fail in making it believable and get caught in the lie. Although, you still won’t admit to it, therefore completely achieving the opposite effect one wanted with everyone now hating you.

Hey man, you hear about Drew? He’s a smollet and anti-Semite. He claimed to be beaten up by two Jewish men; but it turns out he paid two Algerians. He’s in love with that anti-Semitic congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, and hoped she’d visit him at the hospital. But she only likes real anti-Semites.

by Evan Del February 19, 2019

Smollet

To lie, do something fake or fraud

Named after the scammer and list Jussie Smollet.

Are you pulling a Smollet? This deal is too good to be true.

by Am Domino February 23, 2019

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