Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
by ___Beauty March 02, 2016
Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
by TajhyPippen13 February 05, 2016
that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.
by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020
"Are you doing your work?"
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013
(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018
by Jmoe_moe March 11, 2016
by LIZZY0759 August 07, 2011