to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

A.K.A Cancer Man, Cigarette Smoking Man, Smokey, C.G.B Spender.
Main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes "morley" which is a fictious brand of cigarette.

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

Something only cool people do.

Don't believe what society and media says about smoking cigarettes. It doesn't give you cancer, and it does not make you sick.

If you smoke, you don't give a fuck about what people think or say about you. That is a good attitude to have and a great way to live your life!

They say smoking fixes everything, and it does!

Also, second hand smoking effects is not a real thing. Just another thing society and media wants you to believe about smoking cigarettes.

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them