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US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.
Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?
NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.
Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?
NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)
NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!
NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.
Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?
NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)
NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!
by The Preggerses January 23, 2012
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020