1. A human that is known for consistently bragging about his farts.
Example: "Why are you being a smokeyyy? You're farts smell like you never cleaned your anal."

2. A stripper that gets payed in bubble gum.
Example: "I want that smokeyyy to come to my my house, I got lot of Juicy Fruit bubble gum!"

3. A text book that has been pooped on.
Example: "Did you see that smokeyyy Tom? Yeah, I made that smokeyyy!"

4. A group of perverted nerds that touch each other while playing Pac-Man.
Example: "Oh great! A group of more homos! No Jeff, that's a smokeyyy!"

5. A person who rubs a Rhinos horn smoothly but swift.
Example: "I'm a good smokeyyy!"

6. A Pimp that takes his dumps inside a females butt hole.
Example: "I just saw a huge smokeyyy!"

7. When a fart and a shit comes out at the same time.
Example: "Oh my gosh! I think I just ripped my asshole that was the biggest smokeyyy I've ever done!"

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed