A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"

Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.
by smokey-the-fucking-bear (duhrrr) September 09, 2006
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A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.
When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"
by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016
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The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
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