Top definition
The fantasy and/or act of having sex with a police officer who gave you a speeding ticket, as a way to get out of it.
I almost got ticketed for going 10 over, but I managed to pull a Smokey artichokey on him. He let me off Scott-free!
by Trixxie June 28, 2020
May 24 Word of the Day
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009